What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Womens' rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

I have no ideas.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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