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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.