Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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