- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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