Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How do u shit With ur ass

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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