Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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