A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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If you are my friend like it!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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