- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

verry nice how mUCH?

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

You should never talk to strangers.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Asians

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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