A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Romney 2012

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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