Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

OGC - tilt your head

Will you marry me?

Blind people can't read this.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are penis

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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