- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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