why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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PENlS.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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