- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

It smells like triangles in here.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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