- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What did you say? I don't know.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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