- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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