- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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