What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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connor sucks

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Flab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Reed is poopin

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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No it isn't.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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