- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Potato.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

marshal sterio had sex

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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