- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

don't look behind you

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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