What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

WNBA

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Obama

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

i love huge wieners.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

obama leadership

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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