- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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