You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Good boy

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who is mark

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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