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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Where's my tractor?

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Poop

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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