Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Hi Jacob You cool

Are you a human?

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

A woman comes at the doctor.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Girls Basketball.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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