How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Nice weather we're having.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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alert("The Game");//

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knock knock

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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