- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

I like hats XD!

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What's better than sex? Nothing

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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how did the little girl die cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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