what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Woman's rights.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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