- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

alston wang

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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