What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

knock knock

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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