What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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