What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Once upon a time.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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a black father

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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I'm gay.

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Cancer.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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