why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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