- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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