- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

the cast of the jersey shore

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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