Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

I like to eat people

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Womens rights

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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