Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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