A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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The 19th Amendment

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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