what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

your mom

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Wade's the father

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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