- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Black Veil Brides.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A Mexican walks into a club.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Potato.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Women's football

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Penis

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Womens' rights.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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