How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Video Games

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Enchilada

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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