Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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The 13th Amendment...

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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