- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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