What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Knock Knock. Come in.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

I have no ideas.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was Timmy sad?

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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