- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Please spell dyslexia.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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