- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Knock Knock. Come in.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the child step on a ball?

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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