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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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anne hatthaway

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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