What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Ha

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Anti Joke

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