What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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