- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Women's Rights.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Turn around.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Murder me once, shame on you.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Women's rights

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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