There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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baby loves lalma

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Nobody cares.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Women's sports

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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