Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Take my wife- to the store.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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