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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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