If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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potatoes

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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