What's red and has wheels a red car....

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

who is awesome? no one...

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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