- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Susie has Autism

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

PUDDING

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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