- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Black Veil Brides.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Women's football

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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