WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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connor sucks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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whats long and black? a baton

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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