If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Enchilada

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Hashtag

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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