why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Do you need any assistance?

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Hi.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Anti Joke

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