Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

13

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

zebras

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

what happened to your gran you tell me

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