what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

what is white and red all over? a ginger

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

fabien

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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