What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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potatoes

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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