What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

dislike this...please.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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