Where's my tractor?

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What is next?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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