- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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