A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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poop

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who eats pencils asians

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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